Q: So was the IRL Ja’far al-Barmaki a hottie?

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According to texts, very much so. Here is an excerpt from a song written by Caliph Harun al-Rashid’s brother, Ibrahim, about the vizer:
To find words for his beauty, think of the purest gold coin of ancient Egypt;
The pearl, which, glowing from the shell’s depths, breaks the diver’s heart;
Or gold leaf floating from the craftsman’s hand to guild the pages of a wondrous book.